I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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