i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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