On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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