I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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