why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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