you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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