we have officially lost it.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?