Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings