with your own penis?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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