I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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