Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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