My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize
