Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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