PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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