dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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