thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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