Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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