Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Tornado booty call.. dedication
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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