If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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