i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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