What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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