your parents love me but you hate me
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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