wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
