Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
you inspire me to be a worse person
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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