So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
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The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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