beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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