I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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So squirting runs in the family.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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