Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We were destined to go to rehab together
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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