I can tuck mytits in my pants
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Randomize
