I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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