This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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