help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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