you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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