"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
