i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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