Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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