Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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