Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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