they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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