i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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