i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy