whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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