Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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