You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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