I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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