Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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