I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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