Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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