That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just google imaged poop.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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