So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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