They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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