id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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