ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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