She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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